This is an article where I’ll be posting the oddball photos I pick up and caption along the way. I’ve been one of those strange internet people who attaches grammatically incorrect captions to cute pets and other strange scenes for a few years now (particularly focused on LOLcats and “I’d Hit That” image macros) to the point that when I see a real live cat I have the urge to duct-tape a caption to it.

This page exists so I won’t be cluttering up the actual photoblog with these image macros. The image macros are fun, but they don’t particularly suit the look and feel of the site which focuses on classy photos of firearms instead of silly photos of people with firearms. This page will be expanded as I make new image macros and I’ll mention it in that day’s photoblog posting.

This photo was inspired by a Nextel ad. The original ad featured two little kids (about 8 years old) in a playground. One was carrying a wiffle bat, the other a badminton racket. One had a phone. The lines remained the same. It was about how with Nextel you could get your posse together when you needed them. The image was quite disconcerting when combined with the ad text. The girl in this photo looks bad-ass and ready to use her rifle and grenade launcher, as long as doofus in the back doesn’t accidentally shoot her in the back of the head.

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